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jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

(via snorlaxatives)

mahou-hime:

me eating in public vs. me eating at home

mahou-hime:

me eating in public vs. me eating at home

(via teen-derp)

ruinedchildhood:

let’s not forget how mertil’s dad abandoned her

(via heyfunniest)

theonion:



Experts: “We can just keep using the chairs we have.”
suburban, white conservative: "PRO LIFE! ALL LIVES MATTER!!!!!!"
*black child gets shot by cop*
suburban, white conservative: *crickets chirping*
frenums:

wow

frenums:

wow

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materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pets and Tumblr photoset

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bewbin:

a few days ago my dad was talking about my hieght and weight and how ive gotten so big so he told me wrestle him to see if im stronger then him i said ” nah dad im too tired” and walked like two steps away turned around and tried to take him by surprise. my dad pushed my into a wall mid jump then leaned over me and said in a very strong indian accent “this my house”

(via aphfrancoise)

avannak:

bluehttyd:

elusivist:

Random Viking lady with a baby Gronckle appreciation post

avannak MRS ACK!

THAR SHE IS!

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magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

(via madmadamemolly)

galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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(via thefuuuucomics)

takealookatyourlife:

I have incorrectly been saying ‘burqa’ when I meant ‘niqab’ for maybe my whole life.

takealookatyourlife:

I have incorrectly been saying ‘burqa’ when I meant ‘niqab’ for maybe my whole life.

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